Archery is fun!

Archery was just as fun as I had dreamed it would be! And more!

A and I attended our Couples Archery class on Friday night at the Archery Bow Range Chicago. (Do not be afraid of Humboldt Park. It is not as scary as you think it is.) We had a lovely little fight on the way there because I hate being late and he doesn't, among other topics of discord. But we made it. I have to say, it was the first date we have been on that we had to sign a waiver for. I will make a prediction: It won't be the last.

I am signing a waiver. #1rule: don't shoot anyone.

There were seven couples at the class. I was surprised at how popular it was! But never again will I underestimate the huge drawing power of archery. What I loved about it was there was very little verbal instruction. You just started shooting after about 2.3 minutes of explanation. The hardest thing was figuring out if you were righty or lefty. (Hint: it isn't about your hands! It is about your eyes.)

Both A and I are left. A is truly ambidextrous. His brain gets all confused about right/left stuff so it takes him a little longer to catch on. Here is a video of A shooting. We both did well but I have a little Katniss gene I think.

This was my 5th turn shooting. 

We both got HUGE archery hickey/bruises on our right inner arms from the string hitting. Mine isn't as bad as A's. He has sensitive skin.

Archery makes such a badass sound. THWACK when the arrow slams into the target. The soft whizzing of the arrows in the air. The group we were with was pretty quiet too. The lady standing next to me was having a little trouble and kept almost hitting me in the eye with her bow. The bows were cool. They were composite and A and I shared a yellow one, which made our transition each turn easier. We are totally signing up for the next level, which I believe is Adult Training (I should offer some marketing services in exchange for lessons. Bad name.) A had such a good time, he is totally on board with more archery and with going to a gun shooting range soon.

I don't think I can hit a squirrel through the eye yet, but I am well on my way to learning this important apocalypse skill.

Archery! Hunger Games-Style Apocalypse

I have signed A and I up for Couples Archery at the Archery Bow Range Chicago. I am quite excited and looking forward to it. I remember hearing about the Hunger Games trilogy, and dismissing them as some Harry Potter knock-off. But, I downloaded a sample onto my Kindle, because I like to know what I am talking about, especially if I am putting it down. I don't think I slept for about a week and I devoured those books. Katniss is such a badass with her bow and she hunts and feeds her family and friends. I love the feminist implications of the books, where one boy and one girl are picked and it isn't always a boy who wins. It is the one who is awesomeist, and the most heartless, talented or possibly the most lucky. 

So learning how to shoot a bow and arrow is important to my apocalypse plan. I suppose that means someday I will have to go bow hunting, which is less exciting to me. Hunting in general sounds cold and boring and uncomfortable (three things I don't like) but a girl needs to do what she can to prepare for the apocalypse. The braid a la Katniss is a little much for me. It smacks of Lara Croft, who is also a badass, but some dude's version of a badass. Kthnxbai.

I am worried about the girls, yet again (there has been more worrying and thinking about my boobs than I thought there would be in apocalypse training) I have heard that whole thing, which I am sure you have heard too, that the Amazons used to cut off their breasts to be better archers. And my 40F's really could be a problem here. I am also sure A will be better at archery than I am. He is better at most things that take patience.